fuckyeahtattoos:

This is my hotdog tattoo. It was my first tattoo, so I figured I should get something that I would never regret. So I chose a hotdog with a gun and an eye patch. No one can regret that.

Done by Clare Jordan

(Source: spytap, via religionisbullshit)

(Source: thecatseye, via billiforce1)

collegehumor:

Diaper Change Becomes Violent Interrogation

It’s no use, he ain’t talkin’. And he also ain’t got a fully developed idea of object permanence. 

buttonundone:

sourbansoinfantile:

I need this because of reasons.

definite NEED.